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astudyinlestrade:

WARNING: FLASHING LIGHTS, BRIGHT AND CONTRASTING COLORS, LOUD NOISES.

My results: You have quite a high view of your own worth and tend to respond immediately and quite negatively to any perceived criticism. There is a distinct limit to the amount and degree of empathy that you can bring to bear in any situation, however your above average intelligence will under some circumstances allow you to modulate your incipient narcissism in order to better interact with those around you. This in fact is your only hope.

 An unsatisfying relationship is troubling you, due in all likelihood to a perceived lack of appreciation, or acknowledgement from superiors or loved ones.  Questioning this judgement has lead to a modicum of introversion. You feel that you need assistance from others to repair the situation but are afraid that too much compromise will be seen as weakness. If this situation continues, you may feel the need to break away and redefine your own individuality.

So true. Every word of it.

You feel that you are not receiving the proper amount of respect or satisfaction from life and this is causing you to become ever more irritable. Sudden anger is likely and it will often be unrelated to the matter at hand. There is a feeling that your friends and lovers should be more sympathetic to your problems, which can leave you feeling that your emotions are backing up and causing long term unhappiness.

 A sense of hopelessness is making you unreasonable and disagreeable. Fears of losing status or security are causing anxiety and stress. You have a sense of loss that you do not want to get any worse, and this is expressing itself as a negative attitude and a general unwillingness to relinquish control.

…holy shit.

You feel both a sense that your problems are causing you stress and that these problems may be insurmountable, or at least that you are probably not likely to be able to solve them through shear force of will. You have the ability to emotionally and physically connect with others, which is often a release for your feelings of helplessness.

 To others you will likely seem introverted and suspicious. Disappointment has lead you  to withdraw from the world and to seek solace in yourself. You have a naturally naive and excitable personality that has previously led you astray or has caused problems socially.  You are often afraid of your own enthusiasm. A constant fear of being exploited has lead you to a natural cynicism and suspicious attitude.

welp.

You harbor resentment that your problems are greater than they need to be. However there is a feeling that with effort you can overcome them. Whether or not this is true, it will tend to leave you feeling less hopeless than those who do not feel a sense of impact upon the world around them. You takes pride in being able to change course when problems evolve and there is a distinct sense of agency, which can help to address rising anxiety caused by lack of success.

Feelings of insecurity, both physical and mental, are creating stress and anxiety at this point in time. A desire to experience the fullness of life is being met with frustration. You are searching for both fulfillment and sympathetic friendship, and unfortunately finding neither. There is a desire for intimate connection to the outside world and a fear that this may be impossible.

I would just like to point out that this is terrifyingly accurate.

(Source: astudyinlaufeyson)